I never thought I’d care so much about a breast pump.
But then again, I also never expected expressing milk to feel so… limiting.
Holding a loud machine to my chest multiple times a day wasn’t exactly the freedom I imagined.
That changed when I got the Elvie Pump — a silent, wearable, hands-free breast pump that actually let me express milk while getting on with life.
Here’s why it ended up being one of the most empowering tools in my postpartum kit — and why I wish I’d bought it sooner.
Why I Chose the Elvie Pump
I’d seen it on Instagram — sleek, minimalist, expensive. I wasn’t sure if it was style over substance.
But I was desperate for:
- Mobility — I didn’t want to be glued to the sofa or tied to wires
- Discretion — I wanted to pump in peace, not like a dairy cow
- Time back — I needed to multitask, even just to make tea or reply to texts
After a week of using it, I can say: it lives up to the hype.
What It Did for Me
1. Gave Me My Hands Back
No cords. No bottles hanging off flanges. No balancing act.
I could pop the Elvie inside my bra, press start on the app, and that was it.
I’ve:
- Cooked dinner
- Folded baby clothes
- Walked around the house
- Sent emails…all while expressing.
It felt like such a small thing, but it changed everything.
I felt like I had some part of myself back.
2. Actually Quiet Enough to Use Anywhere
Is it 100% silent? Not quite. But it’s quiet enough to use during a Zoom call or while watching TV next to a sleeping baby.
I used it:
- During car rides (as a passenger)
- On walks with the pram
- Even once in a baby group while no one noticed
That kind of discretion matters when you’re already managing so much, and don’t want more awkwardness in public.
3. Connected to My Phone (and Brain)
The app tracks everything:
- Time pumped
- Volume collected (per breast)
- Pump history
It helped me understand patterns and feel like I had some control over what felt like chaos.
It’s not essential, but it was comforting — especially at 2am when I couldn’t remember if I’d already pumped or not.
Why It Was Worth the Investment
- No tubing or wires
- Easy to clean (5 parts per unit)
- Works with a standard nursing bra
- Saves real time — especially if you’re exclusively expressing or combo feeding
- Rechargeable and portable
- Backed by great UK customer service if anything goes wrong
I was hesitant about the price — but once I started using it daily, it became clear:
This wasn’t a luxury. It was sanity.
Things to Keep in Mind
- Not for everyone:If you have latch issues, low supply, or are exclusively pumping, check with a lactation consultant first.
- Suction strength varies:It’s not as strong as hospital-grade pumps — but it’s enough for many mums once your milk is established.
- Learning curve:The first couple of uses were fiddly. Once I got the hang of positioning and settings, it was smooth.
- Keep it charged:Battery life is good, but keep a rhythm (I charged mine overnight every other night).
Would I Recommend It?
Yes — especially if you want freedom and flexibility back.
The Elvie Pump let me:
- Express without being trapped in one spot
- Regain a little independence
- Feel less like a milk machine, more like me
For working mums, multi-taskers, and those who just want to breastfeed on their terms, it’s absolutely worth the price.
Where I Got Mine
- Elvie – Official UK Website
- [John Lewis / Boots UK]
- [Amazon UK – Elvie Pump Sets]
(Tip: NHS breastfeeding teams sometimes offer discounts or funding — worth checking locally.)
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- [What I Learned From Exclusive Pumping: Honest Lessons]
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